I Need Head Hugs Encouragement Affection Devotion Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jul 01
Jul 02 - Jul 05
Jul 06 - Jul 09
Let’s be direct. This shirt is designed to make people do a double-take. It’s the ultimate icebreaker, the perfect test of someone’s sense of humor, and a guaranteed conversation starter. But it’s not what you think… it’s better.
This is a masterpiece of misdirection! The bold statement “I Need Head” is immediately followed by the wholesome, heartwarming truth of the acronym: **H**ugs, **E**ncouragement, **A**ffection, **D**evotion. It’s the ultimate bait-and-switch, perfect for those who appreciate witty wordplay and a slightly cheeky sense of humor. This shirt cleverly separates the people who get the joke from those who… well, don’t.
Why this is the cleverest shirt you’ll own:
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**Hilarious Double Meaning:** A brilliant joke that’s both naughty and nice, making it unforgettable.
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**Guaranteed Laughs:** Be the center of attention and get genuine laughs when people read the fine print.
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**Witty & Sarcastic:** Perfectly expresses a sarcastic sense of humor and a love for clever wordplay.
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**Superior Comfort:** Made from soft, comfortable fabric [**Note:** Specify material if known, e.g., “100% cotton”] that feels as good as a real hug.
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**Durable Print:** The high-quality print ensures your witty statement remains sharp and clear, no matter how many times it’s worn and washed.
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**The Ultimate Gag Gift:** Looking for a funny gift for a boyfriend, girlfriend, or best friend? You’ve just found it. It’s the perfect present for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or just because.
Ready to ask for what you really want? Add the “I Need H.E.A.D.” shirt to your cart and let your Tally’s Mojos do the talking. Get ready for some hugs (and a lot of laughs).
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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