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They Don’t Know What The F*ck They’re Doing Shirt
Estimated arrival
May 25
May 26 - May 29
May 30 - Jun 02
Ever look around at… well, *everything*… and have one crystal-clear thought? This shirt is for those moments. It’s the internal monologue you’ve been screaming, now made wearable.
The beauty of our “They Don’t Know What The F*ck They’re Doing” shirt lies in its perfect ambiguity. Who are “they”? They’re the politicians on TV. They’re the management team in that endless meeting. They’re the other drivers on the road. They’re whoever you need them to be. This tee is a universal badge of honor for anyone navigating the chaos of the modern world with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Why this is your new favorite statement tee:
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**Universally Relatable Message:** A brutally honest and hilarious statement that resonates with almost everyone, regardless of context.
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**The Ultimate Icebreaker:** Instantly connects you with anyone who has ever felt a moment of pure, unadulterated exasperation.
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**Sarcastic & Bold:** Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor who aren’t afraid to say what’s on their mind.
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**Comfort for the Chaos:** Made from soft, high-quality fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] so you can face the incompetence of the world in total comfort.
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**Durable Print, Lasting Sentiment:** The high-quality print ensures your sentiment won’t fade, even if your hope in “them” does.
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**Perfect Sarcastic Gift:** The ideal gift for your favorite coworker, cynical best friend, or any family member who’s just *done* with it all.
Stop screaming internally. Wear it on your chest. Add the “They Don’t Know What The F*ck They’re Doing” shirt to your cart and let your Tally’s Mojos speak the truth.
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
| Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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| Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
| Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
| Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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