Wines Lines And 69’s Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jul 06
Jul 07 - Jul 10
Jul 11 - Jul 14
Forget “wining and dining.” It’s time to upgrade your life’s motto to something a little more… direct. This shirt is for the connoisseur of good times who knows exactly what they want.
This is the ultimate tee for a legendary night out. A clever and cheeky play on words, the “Wines Lines And 69’s” shirt is a hilarious declaration of your priorities. It’s for the person who appreciates a fine vintage, a clever line, and a perfect pairing. Whether you’re hitting the town, heading to a bachelor or bachelorette party, or just want to make a bold statement, this shirt does all the talking for you.
Why this is your new favorite going-out shirt:
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**Hilarious & Bold Statement:** A witty, adult-humor message that’s guaranteed to get laughs and turn heads.
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**The Ultimate Party Uniform:** The perfect attire for bar hopping, club nights, Vegas trips, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and any event that calls for a good time.
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**An Instant Icebreaker:** Effortlessly starts conversations and finds your kind of people in any crowd.
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**Comfort for a Wild Night:** Made from a soft, breathable fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] designed to keep you comfortable from pre-game to after-party.
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**Durable, Lasting Print:** The cheeky statement is printed to last, so it’ll be ready for your next legendary night.
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**The Perfect Gag Gift:** The ultimate funny gift for that friend who is the life of the party and appreciates a good, naughty joke.
Ready to raise the bar (and a few eyebrows)? Add the “Wines Lines And 69’s” shirt to your cart and let your Tally’s Mojos set the mood for the night.
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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