What If Zelda Was A Girl Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jun 30
Jul 01 - Jul 04
Jul 05 - Jul 08

For every gamer who has ever patiently explained, “No, the hero in green is Link…” – this shirt is your trophy. It’s time to embrace one of gaming’s greatest, most hilarious misconceptions with pride.
This is more than a shirt; it’s a piece of sarcastic genius. The phrase “What If Zelda Was A Girl?” is a master-class in gamer trolling, a subtle nod that instantly separates the true Hyrule historians from the newcomers. It’s a wearable meme dedicated to Princess Zelda herself and the countless times she’s been mistaken for the Hero of Time. Wear it to conventions, game nights, or out in public and watch as you get knowing smirks from fellow fans who are in on the joke.
Why you need to add this to your inventory:
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**Iconic Gamer Humor:** Wear one of the longest-running and funniest jokes in video game history.
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Instantly Identify Your People: A secret handshake in t-shirt form. It’s the fastest way to find other Legend of Zelda fans in a crowd.`
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**Sarcastic & Witty:** The perfect way to show off your sharp wit and deep knowledge of the Zelda-verse.
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**Comfort for Your Quest:** Made from soft, high-quality fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% Hyrulean Cotton”] perfect for long gaming sessions or exploring the overworld.
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**Durable Print:** The legendary text is printed to last, enduring more adventures than Link himself.
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**The Perfect Gamer Gift:** An unbeatable gift for any fan of The Legend of Zelda, from Ocarina of Time veterans to Tears of the Kingdom champions.
It’s dangerous to go alone… take this shirt! Add the “What If Zelda Was A Girl” Shirt to your cart and let your Tally’s Mojos—and your Triforce of Wisdom—shine.
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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