Tito Bubblegum Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 08
Aug 09 - Aug 12
Aug 13 - Aug 16

I have come here to do two things: chew bubblegum and sell this shirt… and I’m all out of bubblegum. For every fan who knows the truth is right in front of you (if you have the right sunglasses), this is the tee you’ve been waiting for.
This isn’t just a movie shirt; it’s a work of pure, unadulterated genius. We’ve taken the iconic “Rowdy” Roddy Piper from John Carpenter’s 1988 masterpiece, They Live, and combined his legendary quote with a hilarious parody of the Tito’s Handmade Vodka logo. It’s the ultimate “if you know, you know” for fans of 80s action, sci-fi horror, and anti-establishment cinema. This shirt celebrates the moment an icon ran out of bubblegum and decided to kick ass instead.
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A Legendary Movie Quote: Immortalizes one of the most badass and unforgettable lines in film history: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…”
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Clever Brand Parody: A witty and instantly recognizable mashup with the Tito’s Vodka logo that adds another layer of humor.
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A Tribute to an Icon: The perfect way to honor the late, great “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and his iconic role as “Nada.”
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow fans and confused looks from the “aliens” among us.
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Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s comfortable enough for a five-minute back-alley brawl.
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The Perfect Gift: An unbeatable gift for any fan of John Carpenter, 80s cult classics, or anyone who’s just “all out of bubblegum.”
Put on the sunglasses. See the truth. Add the “Tito Bubblegum” shirt to your cart and start kicking ass with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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