Support Your Local Egg Dealers Chicken Egg Lovers Vintage Retro

Forget the usual farm attire – it’s time to add some cluckin’ awesome humor to your wardrobe! Introducing the Support Your Local Egg Dealers Vintage Retro Shirt, the perfect tee for dedicated chicken egg lovers, backyard poultry pros, and anyone who appreciates a good farm-fresh pun.

This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement piece celebrating the real MVPs: our feathered friends and the delicious eggs they provide! With its eye-catching vintage retro design and hilarious slogan, this tee playfully nods to the thriving world of backyard chickens and local egg sourcing. It’s the ultimate conversation starter at the farmers market, feed store, or just hanging out with your flock.

Why You’ll Love This Chicken Lover Tee:

• Uniquely Hilarious: Features the witty “Support Your Local Egg Dealers” phrase – a design guaranteed to get laughs and nods of approval from fellow chicken enthusiasts.

• Awesome Vintage Vibe: Cool retro styling makes this shirt stand out from the coop… uh, crowd. Perfect for lovers of classic aesthetics.

• Super Soft Comfort: Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric (Consider adding specific material like ‘soft cotton blend’ if known) – ideal for daily chores or relaxing after collecting the day’s bounty.

• Durable Print: High-quality printing ensures the vintage chicken design stays vibrant, wash after wash.

• The Perfect Gift: An absolutely fantastic and funny gift for chicken owners, homesteaders, farmers, or anyone who gets their eggs locally (the real local dealers!).

Show your pride for your flock and your sense of humor! Whether you’re a seasoned homesteader or just dream of having your own coop, this funny chicken farmer shirt is a must-have addition to your collection.

Support your real local dealers – add this vintage retro chicken tee to your cart today!

Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.

📦 Shipping Rates

• FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.

• Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:

  • Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.

  • Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.

⏱ Estimated Delivery Times

* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.

🔄 Order Processing

1. Order Confirmation & Packing

   • We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .

2. Carrier Handoff

   • We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .

3. Tracking

   • Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

• Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .

• We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.

• Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.

❓ FAQs

Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .

Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.

How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.

Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!