She Call Me Anthony Bourdain Because I Eat Her Parts Unknown No Reservations Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 07
Aug 08 - Aug 11
Aug 12 - Aug 15
A tribute to the ultimate culinary explorer… of a different kind. For those who appreciate fine taste, daring adventures, and a punchline that hits perfectly, this shirt is your new five-star review.
This isn’t just a fan shirt; it’s a masterpiece of edgy, intellectual humor. “She Call Me Anthony Bourdain Because I Eat Her Parts Unknown, No Reservations” is a legendary line that cleverly twists the titles of a beloved icon’s shows into a brilliant double-entendre. It’s a testament to your wit, your confidence, and your adventurous palate. This is the ultimate “if you know, you know” tee for people who are masters of wordplay and connoisseurs of dark humor.
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A Work of Comedic Genius: An unforgettable and hilarious line that perfectly blends pop culture reverence with a savage, witty punchline.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: This shirt doesn’t just break the ice; it melts it. It’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
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A Nod to a Legend: An ironic and funny tribute to Anthony Bourdain for those who appreciate his adventurous spirit in all its forms.
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Perfect Gag Gift: The absolute best gag gift for that friend with a dark sense of humor, a bachelor party, or anyone who appreciates a clever, naughty joke.
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Comfort for Any “Exploration”: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s comfortable enough for any adventure, whether it’s on a plate or not.
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A Print That Lasts: The legendary quote is printed to stay sharp, just like your wit.
Honor the legend in your own, special way. Add this hilarious Anthony Bourdain parody shirt to your cart and make a reservation for a legendary night with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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