Rabbit love suck true love swallows shirt
Estimated arrival
Oct 30
Oct 31 - Nov 03
Nov 04 - Nov 07
Tired of sappy, romantic cliches? Ready for a relationship motto that’s a little more… honest? This shirt is for the cynic with a wicked sense of humor and an appreciation for the truth.
This is a masterpiece of dark humor. Our “Love Sucks… True Love Swallows” shirt takes a common cynical phrase and gives it an unforgettable, edgy twist. The addition of the innocent-looking rabbit creates a perfect, hilarious juxtaposition that makes the brutally honest (and hilarious) message even funnier. This is the ultimate “if you know, you know” tee for people who are tired of pretending romance is a fairy tale.
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Unapologetically Edgy & Hilarious:Â A bold, adult humor statement that is guaranteed to get a strong reaction and laughs from those who get it.
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Innocent-Looking, Savage Message:Â The cute rabbit design makes the shocking punchline even more effective and memorable.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter:Â This isn’t just an icebreaker; it’s a conversation detonator. Perfect for parties, bars, and making a bold statement.
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Perfect Gag Gift:Â The absolute best gag gift for your most inappropriate friend, a bachelorette/bachelor party, or a divorce celebration.
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Comfort for a Wild Night:Â Made from a soft, high-quality fabric thatâs comfortable enough for whatever the night brings.
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Durable Print:Â The unforgettable quote is printed to last, just like the memories (or lack thereof) from the night you wear it.
Ditch the fairy tales. Embrace the reality. Add the “Love Sucks, True Love Swallows” shirt to your cart and wear your unapologetic truth with Tally’s Mojos!



Tallyâs Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Motherâs Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
đŠ Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 â May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5â7 business days): $5â$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tallyâs Express (2â3 business days): Additional $10.
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â± Estimated Delivery Times
| Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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| Free Standard | 5â7 business days | U.S. |
| Tallyâs Express | 2â3 business days | U.S. |
| Priority Overnight | 1â2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tallyâs Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedExâwhichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, youâll receive a tracking number by email.
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â©ïž Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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Weâll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3â5 business days of receiving the return.
â FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
â Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and weâll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
â Yes! Choose âGift Wrapâ at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
â Youâll get a âShipping Confirmationâ email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Motherâs Day 2025 with Tallyâs Mojosâorder by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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