Personalized Thanks For Not Swallowing Me Happy Mother’s Day Funny Ceramic Coffee Mug

For the Mom with a Seriously Dark Sense of Humor…

Push the boundaries of Mother’s Day gifting with this outrageously funny (and undeniably bold) ceramic coffee mug. Featuring the unforgettable line, Personalized Thanks For Not Swallowing Me Happy Mother’s Day this mug is not for the faint of heart. It’s the ultimate gag gift for the mom who appreciates edgy, perhaps slightly inappropriate, humor.

This isn’t your average sentimental present; it’s a statement piece guaranteed to elicit a reaction – hopefully, uncontrollable laughter! It’s a testament to… well, existence, delivered with a shocking punchline perfect for the right kind of mom.

Why This Mug is Unforgettably Funny (for the right Mom!):

• Peak Edgy Humor: Delivers a shocking and hilarious message that stands out from typical gifts.

• Personalized Touch: (Specify HOW if possible – e.g., “Add your name?” or just the fact of gifting THIS personalized sentiment). Giving this specific message makes it incredibly personal (and daring!).

• Ultimate Gag Gift: Guaranteed to be the most talked-about present she receives on Mother’s Day.

• Quality Ceramic: Made from durable ceramic, because even edgy jokes deserve a quality vessel for coffee or tea.

• Lasting Print: The audacious message is printed to withstand dishwashing and microwaving, ensuring the joke lives on.

If your mom shares your dark sense of humor and isn’t easily offended, this funny Mother’s Day mug might just be the perfect, unexpected gift. It’s a personalized gag gift that celebrates her… and your continued existence, in the most memorable way possible.

Product Details:

• Material: Durable White Ceramic

• Available Sizes: (Insert sizes, e.g., 11 oz / 15 oz)

• Features: Dishwasher & Microwave Safe

• Design: “Personalized Thanks For Not Swallowing Me Happy Mother’s Day” print

• Personalization: (Specify if name/year can be added, or state ‘Phrase is the personalization’)

Dare to gift it? Order this hilariously inappropriate Mother’s Day mug today!

Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.

📦 Shipping Rates

• FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.

• Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:

  • Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.

  • Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.

⏱ Estimated Delivery Times

* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.

🔄 Order Processing

1. Order Confirmation & Packing

   • We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .

2. Carrier Handoff

   • We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .

3. Tracking

   • Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

• Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .

• We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.

• Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.

❓ FAQs

Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .

Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.

How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.

Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!