Jerry Thornton Drake Maye Tom Brady Step Brothers Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 07
Aug 08 - Aug 11
Aug 12 - Aug 15
“Did we just become best friends?!” For every Patriots fan who lives for the drama, the commentary, and the endless quarterback debates, this is the family portrait you never knew you needed.
This shirt is a masterpiece of Patriots fan humor, brilliantly recasting the iconic Step Brothers movie poster with the key figures of the Patriots’ past, present, and future. We have Drake Maye, the new franchise hope, standing alongside the undisputed G.O.A.T., Tom Brady. And overseeing it all? The hilarious and often-unfiltered voice of the fanbase, Barstool’s Jerry Thornton. This is the ultimate “if you know, you know” tee for Pats Nation, perfectly capturing the chaotic, hopeful, and legendary energy surrounding the team.
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A Hilarious, Niche Parody: Masterfully combines the legendary Step Brothers movie with the current Patriots quarterback situation.
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The Ultimate Fan Statement: Celebrates the future (Drake Maye), honors the legend (Tom Brady), and winks at the fan culture (Jerry Thornton).
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An Instant Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get knowing laughs and nods from any true New England Patriots or Barstool Sports fan.
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Gameday Ready Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s perfect for tailgating at Gillette or yelling at the TV from your couch.
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A Print as Legendary as the Prestige Worldwide Empire: The high-quality print is designed to last, just like the dynasty.
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The Perfect Gift for a Pats Fan: The absolute best gift for the Patriots fan in your life who has everything and a great sense of humor.
Don’t touch my drum set… and don’t miss out on this shirt. Add the Patriots “Step Brothers” Parody Tee to your cart and get ready for so many activities with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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