Is He Dead Yet Black Cat

Embrace your inner sarcastic cat parent with the hilarious Is He Dead Yet Black Cat Shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s ever caught their feline friend staring intently, perhaps contemplating the mysteries of life… or just waiting impatiently for their next meal (or maybe something more sinister?).

This funny cat tee perfectly captures the dark humor that many cat lovers secretly (or not so secretly) adore. Featuring a striking black cat graphic alongside the bold, unmissable phrase, this sarcastic cat shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter and a nod to the wonderfully weird world of cat ownership.

Why You’ll Love This Dark Humor Cat Tee:

• Hilariously Relatable Design: Showcases a cool black cat and the iconic “Is He Dead Yet?” quote – instantly recognizable to those with a certain sense of humor.

• Premium Comfort & Quality: Crafted from soft, breathable cotton (e.g., 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – adjust based on actual material), ensuring comfort whether you’re plotting world domination or just lounging with your furry overlord.

• Vibrant & Durable Print: We use high-quality printing techniques so the witty design and black cat graphic stay sharp and clear, wash after wash.

• Flattering Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on all genders (confirm fit type). A perfect black cat t-shirt for anyone. Don’t forget to check our size guide!

• Purrfectly Funny Gift: The ultimate gift for cat lovers with a dark sense of humor, sarcastic friends, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about feline antics.

Ready to wear your questionable cat thoughts on your sleeve? Add the “Is He Dead Yet?” Black Cat Shirt to your cart today and let everyone know who really rules the house.

Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.

📦 Shipping Rates

• FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.

• Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:

  • Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.

  • Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.

⏱ Estimated Delivery Times

* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.

🔄 Order Processing

1. Order Confirmation & Packing

   • We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .

2. Carrier Handoff

   • We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .

3. Tracking

   • Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

• Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .

• We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.

• Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.

❓ FAQs

Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .

Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.

How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.

Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!