ICE Alligators Outside Florida Prison Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jul 17
Jul 18 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Jul 25
Forget walls and razor wire. In Florida, we have a different kind of deterrent, and it comes with a lot more teeth. This shirt is for everyone who appreciates a uniquely… Floridian solution.
This is the ultimate piece of political satire, born from the wild heart of the Sunshine State. The “ICE Alligators Outside Florida Prison” shirt is a hilarious, sarcastic nod to the idea of using nature’s most perfect apex predator as the ultimate border patrol. It’s a witty commentary, a bold statement, and a celebration of the kind of outside-the-box thinking that only Florida could produce. This tee is for the patriot with a dark sense of humor and a love for gators.
Why this is the perfect shirt for a patriot with a sense of humor:
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**Hilarious Political Satire:** A clever and funny take on border security that is guaranteed to get a reaction.
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**Uniquely Florida Humor:** Perfectly captures the “Florida Man” spirit and the state’s reputation for wild solutions.
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**A Bold Statement:** Leave no doubt about your stance on border security, all while making people laugh.
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**Superior Comfort:** Made from a soft, durable fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] that’s comfortable enough for a political rally or a day at the swamp.
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**Durable, High-Quality Print:** The message is printed to last, just like a gator’s grip.
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**The Perfect Gag Gift:** The ultimate gift for your politically incorrect friend, your conservative dad, or any fan of “Florida Man” headlines.
Support Florida’s finest (and toothiest) border patrol. Add the “ICE Alligators Outside Florida Prison” shirt to your cart and show your support with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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