I identify with dorothy i seem to only attract men shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 02
Aug 03 - Aug 06
Aug 07 - Aug 10
Ever feel like your dating life is a long, winding trip down the Yellow Brick Road… and you’re collecting all the wrong companions along the way? If so, consider this shirt your official uniform.
This shirt is a work of pure, sarcastic genius. It brilliantly says what we’ve all felt at some point: “I identify with Dorothy because I seem to only attract men that are missing a brain, a heart, or a little bit of courage.” It’s the perfect, witty reference to the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion, and a hilarious commentary on the modern dating scene. It’s a subtle joke that will get knowing nods from those who get it, and confused looks from those who don’t—which is half the fun.
Why you’re not in Kansas anymore (and why you need this shirt):
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**Witty & Clever Reference:** A smart, funny nod to the classic film *The Wizard of Oz* that showcases your clever sense of humor.
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**Hilariously Relatable Dating Humor:** The perfect way to bond over shared dating woes and find your tribe of fellow Dorothys.
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**Sarcastic Statement Piece:** Shows off your sharp wit and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor about the dating pool.
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**Comfort for Your Journey:** Made from soft, high-quality fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] that’s perfect for swiping on the couch or a night out with your friends.
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**Durable Print:** This timeless joke is printed to last longer than your last situationship.
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**The Perfect Gift:** An unbeatable gag gift for your single bestie, a recently divorced friend, or anyone brave enough to navigate the dating world.
There’s no place like home, but this shirt is a close second. Click your heels three times… and add the “I Identify With Dorothy” shirt to your cart. It’s time to find your way back to great humor with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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