Hulkamania Runs Wild In Heaven Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 07
Aug 08 - Aug 11
Aug 12 - Aug 15
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the 24-inch pythons get a halo? This shirt isn’t just a tribute; it’s the answer to the ultimate cosmic question: What happens when Hulkamania runs wild… in Heaven?
This is a masterpiece of wrestling parody. We’ve imagined the inevitable next chapter for the Immortal Hulk Hogan, where he’s tearing his shirt off at the Pearly Gates and asking St. Peter what he’s gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on him. Featuring the Hulkster in his iconic pose—complete with angel wings and a halo against a heavenly backdrop—this shirt is a hilarious and surprisingly heartfelt tribute to the man who told us to train, say our prayers, and eat our vitamins.
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A Legendary Parody: A hilarious “what if” scenario that perfectly captures the larger-than-life persona of Hulk Hogan.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods from any fan of 80s and 90s professional wrestling.
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A Tribute to an Icon: The perfect way to honor the legacy of the Hulkster and the era of Hulkamania, but with a dark, witty twist.
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Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s more comfortable than a leg drop on a soft canvas.
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A Print as Immortal as the Man Himself: The high-quality print is designed to last, ensuring Hulkamania will, in fact, live forever.
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The Perfect Gift for a Hulkamaniac: The absolute best gift for the wrestling fan in your life who has a great sense of humor.
So whatcha gonna do when this shirt runs wild on YOU, brother?! Add the “Hulkamania Runs Wild In Heaven” shirt to your cart and let the power of Hulkamania live forever with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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