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Employment Job Application Shirt
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Aug 07
Aug 08 - Aug 11
Aug 12 - Aug 15
Tired of filling out endless online applications that get lost in the digital ether? Ready to make your qualifications and salary expectations… perfectly clear from the start? This shirt is your new resume.
This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s the most honest job application you’ll ever see. We’ve taken the soul-crushing experience of applying for a job and turned it into a masterpiece of wearable sarcasm. Featuring all the classic fields—from “Desired Salary” (negotiable, but you like expensive stuff) to “Reason for Leaving Last Job” (it sucked)—this shirt is a hilarious, brutally honest commentary on corporate life. It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who has ever stared at a job description and thought, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
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Hilarious Office Humor: The ultimate relatable design for anyone who has ever worked a day in their life.
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The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods in the breakroom, at an office party, or on a Zoom call.
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A Sarcastic Statement: Perfectly captures a cynical and witty sense of humor about the modern workplace.
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An Effortless Halloween Costume: Just throw it on and you’re instantly a “Job Applicant.” It’s the perfect low-effort, high-reward costume.
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The Perfect Gag Gift: The absolute best gift for a coworker, a boss with a sense of humor, a recent graduate, or anyone navigating the job market.
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All-Day Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s more comfortable than any stuffy office chair.
Why submit a resume when you can wear one? Consider yourself hired… to be the funniest person in the room. Add the “Employment Job Application Shirt” to your cart and get the job done with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
| Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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| Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
| Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
| Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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