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Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.

📦 Shipping Rates

• FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.

• Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:

  • Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.

  • Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.

⏱ Estimated Delivery Times

* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.

🔄 Order Processing

1. Order Confirmation & Packing

   • We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .

2. Carrier Handoff

   • We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .

3. Tracking

   • Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

• Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .

• We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.

• Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.

❓ FAQs

Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .

Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.

How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.

Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!