Cat Yeah I’ll Take 911 Orders Of Lasagna
Estimated arrival
May 10
May 11 - May 14
May 15 - May 18
Embrace Your Inner Lasagna-Loving Feline!
We all know that feeling. That intense craving. That moment when one serving just isn’t enough… maybe you need 911 orders? This hilarious shirt perfectly captures the ultimate foodie dream, voiced by a cat who definitely understands the assignment.
Featuring the instantly relatable quote, “Yeah, I’ll Take 911 Orders Of Lasagna” paired with a cool cat graphic, this tee speaks to the soul of every cat lover and lasagna enthusiast out there. It channels the energy of a certain famous, Monday-hating, lasagna-obsessed orange cat, celebrating the glorious intersection of feline attitudes and comfort food cravings.
Why This Cat Lasagna Shirt is Purr-fect:
- Hilariously Relatable: Nails the feeling of extreme food love with funny cat humor.
- Unique Conversation Starter: Get ready for laughs and knowing nods from fellow cat people and foodies.
- Comfort & Quality: Made from soft, comfortable fabric [Mention material if known, e.g., cotton blend] with a high-quality print designed to last through many lasagna feasts (or naps).
- Ideal Gift: The purr-fect funny gift for cat moms, cat dads, lasagna lovers, fans of classic comics, or anyone with a quirky sense of humor.
- Versatile Style: Great for casual Fridays, lounging at home, visiting your favorite Italian restaurant, or attending cat conventions (it’s a thing!).
Don’t just dream about mountains of lasagna, wear your craving with pride!
Order this must-have funny cat shirt today and let the world know your priorities!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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