Are You Yanking My Pizzle Shirt

Ready to Confuse and Amuse? The “Are You Yanking My Pizzle” Tee

Inject some genuine “Mojo” and a healthy dose of playful absurdity into your wardrobe with the “Are You Yanking My Pizzle Shirt” from Tally’s Mojos. This graphic tee takes a classic idiom (“yanking my chain”) and gives it a delightfully quirky, memorable twist that’s guaranteed to get reactions.

Featuring a clear, bold print of the phrase, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate clever wordplay, a bit of cheeky humor, and apparel that instantly sparks conversation (and maybe a few confused smiles). It’s a simple design with a big personality.

Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, this unisex funny slogan tee ensures maximum comfort whether you’re out and about or just lounging. The durable print means the phrase stays sharp, allowing you to “explain why you’re right” or just enjoy the reactions for a long time.

If you’re looking for a unique gift, a way to express your offbeat sense of humor, or simply a comfortable tee with character, the “Are You Yanking My Pizzle” Shirt is an excellent choice. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a wearable piece of wit.

Key Features:

• Features the unique phrase: “Are You Yanking My Pizzle”

• Playful twist on a common idiom

• Bold and clear print

• Premium, soft, and comfortable cotton material

• Durable, high-quality print

• Classic unisex fit

• Excellent conversation starter

• Perfect for those with a quirky sense of humor

Stop yanking around! Get the “Are You Yanking My Pizzle Shirt” today and add this hilarious tee to your collection.

Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.

📦 Shipping Rates

• FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.

• Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:

  • Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.

  • Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.

⏱ Estimated Delivery Times

* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.

🔄 Order Processing

1. Order Confirmation & Packing

   • We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .

2. Carrier Handoff

   • We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .

3. Tracking

   • Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

↩️ Returns & Exchanges

• Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .

• We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.

• Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.

❓ FAQs

Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .

Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.

How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.

Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!