Alligator Alcatraz Everglades FL Est 2025 Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jul 17
Jul 18 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Jul 25
Forget the theme parks and beaches. It’s time to visit Florida’s most notorious, high-security facility. Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz, the Sunshine State’s premier wetland penitentiary.
This shirt is a hilarious tribute to the real ruler of the Everglades: the American alligator. We’ve imagined the perfect, inescapable prison for our toothy friends, giving it the legendary “Alcatraz” name and a prestigious founding year of 2025. It’s a witty, sarcastic souvenir for anyone who knows that the Everglades is the original maximum-security swamp. This tee is the perfect inside joke for Florida locals, tourists with a great sense of humor, and anyone who respects the apex predator.
Why this is the best souvenir you’ll find in the swamp:
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**Hilarious Florida Parody:** A clever and unique design that masterfully blends state pride with sarcastic humor.
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**A Nod to the Everglades:** Show your love for one of America’s most unique and wild national parks.
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**The Ultimate Conversation Starter:** Guaranteed to get laughs and questions from fellow Florida enthusiasts and humor lovers.
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**Comfort for Your Everglades Expedition:** Made from soft, breathable fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] that’s perfect for surviving the humidity, whether you’re on an airboat or on your couch.
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**Durable, High-Quality Print:** The “Alligator Alcatraz” seal of approval is printed to last, so it won’t escape after a few washes.
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**The Perfect Funny Gift:** An unbeatable gift for that friend who loves Florida, alligators, national parks, or just a really good joke.
Don’t get left in the swamp without the right gear. Add the “Alligator Alcatraz” shirt to your cart and wear your Florida humor with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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