Without The Hair And Makeup You’re A Five Ma’am Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 03
Aug 04 - Aug 07
Aug 08 - Aug 11
For the connoisseurs of chaotic internet humor, the masters of the unfiltered opinion, and everyone who has ever delivered a rating so brutally honest it became legendary. This shirt isn’t just a statement; it’s a soundbite.
Immortalize the viral quote that lives rent-free in our heads. The “Without The Hair And Makeup, You’re A Five, Ma’am” shirt is a wearable meme, a tribute to the kind of deadpan, savage delivery that makes the internet go wild. It’s for the person who appreciates a joke that is both a compliment and a devastating blow. Wear this as a badge of honor for your impeccable taste in chaotic online content or as a hilarious, self-deprecating nod to your own “five-ness.”
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An Iconic Viral Quote: Wear a piece of internet history that will get instant recognition and laughs from anyone who is terminally online.
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The Ultimate Ironic Statement: Is it an insult? A compliment? A self-own? Yes. And that’s why it’s brilliant.
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Unapologetically Sarcastic & Bold: The perfect tee for those with a sharp, edgy, and sometimes savage sense of humor.
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Comfort for Judging (or Being Judged): Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s perfect for doom-scrolling, meme-sharing, or delivering your own unfiltered ratings.
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A Print as Brutal as the Rating: The high-quality print is designed to stay sharp and clear, just like the unforgettable quote.
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The Perfect Gag Gift: The ultimate gift for your funniest, most online friend who will immediately understand the reference.
Stop rating in your head. Wear it on your chest. Add the “Without The Hair And Makeup You’re A Five, Ma’am” shirt to your cart and embrace your inner critic with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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