Rabbit love suck true love swallows shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 05
Aug 06 - Aug 09
Aug 10 - Aug 13
Tired of sappy, romantic cliches? Ready for a relationship motto that’s a little more… honest? This shirt is for the cynic with a wicked sense of humor and an appreciation for the truth.
This is a masterpiece of dark humor. Our “Love Sucks… True Love Swallows” shirt takes a common cynical phrase and gives it an unforgettable, edgy twist. The addition of the innocent-looking rabbit creates a perfect, hilarious juxtaposition that makes the brutally honest (and hilarious) message even funnier. This is the ultimate “if you know, you know” tee for people who are tired of pretending romance is a fairy tale.
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Unapologetically Edgy & Hilarious: A bold, adult humor statement that is guaranteed to get a strong reaction and laughs from those who get it.
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Innocent-Looking, Savage Message: The cute rabbit design makes the shocking punchline even more effective and memorable.
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The Ultimate Conversation Starter: This isn’t just an icebreaker; it’s a conversation detonator. Perfect for parties, bars, and making a bold statement.
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Perfect Gag Gift: The absolute best gag gift for your most inappropriate friend, a bachelorette/bachelor party, or a divorce celebration.
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Comfort for a Wild Night: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s comfortable enough for whatever the night brings.
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Durable Print: The unforgettable quote is printed to last, just like the memories (or lack thereof) from the night you wear it.
Ditch the fairy tales. Embrace the reality. Add the “Love Sucks, True Love Swallows” shirt to your cart and wear your unapologetic truth with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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