I Got Narcanned In The Rainforest Cafe Atlantic City Shirt
Estimated arrival
Aug 08
Aug 09 - Aug 12
Aug 13 - Aug 16
Forget the “I ♥ AC” shirts and the saltwater taffy. Some souvenirs aren’t bought in a gift shop—they’re earned in the shadow of an animatronic gorilla while the fake thunderstorm rages. This is the real story of your Atlantic City trip.
This t-shirt is a masterpiece of dark, absurd humor. It commemorates a legendary, fictional moment that is both harrowing and hilarious. The phrase “I Got Narcanned In The Rainforest Cafe, Atlantic City” is the perfect collision of worlds: the grim reality of a near-death experience happening inside the most ridiculously cheerful, family-friendly, kitschy restaurant imaginable. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a survivor’s trophy from the weirdest battlefront on earth. It’s for those who appreciate comedy at its darkest and most surreal.
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Hilarious Dark Humor: A shocking and witty statement that will get gasps and laughs from anyone with an edgy sense of humor.
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A Masterpiece of Absurdity: The juxtaposition of Narcan with the Rainforest Cafe is comedic genius.
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An Unforgettable Story: You don’t need to tell people you had a wild trip—this shirt says it all (and then some).
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The Ultimate Ironic Souvenir: The best possible souvenir from Atlantic City for someone who understands its chaotic energy.
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Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric that’s far more comfortable than waking up on a floor surrounded by fake jungle leaves.
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The Perfect Gag Gift: The absolute best gift for your edgiest friend, a bachelor/bachelorette party, or anyone who loves a truly wild joke.
Relive the memory (or lack thereof). Add the “I Got Narcanned In The Rainforest Cafe” shirt to your cart and wear your story with Tally’s Mojos!
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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