Don’t Let Me Do Shots Or Coke Shirt
Estimated arrival
Jul 07
Jul 08 - Jul 11
Jul 12 - Jul 15
For the friend who’s always the life of the party… and maybe a little *too* much of it. This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a public service announcement, a wearable disclaimer, and a cry for help, all in one hilarious package.
We’ve all been there. One minute you’re having a responsible evening, the next you’re making questionable decisions fueled by bad ideas. The “Don’t Let Me Do Shots Or Coke” shirt is your hilarious, pre-emptive apology. It’s a clear set of instructions for your friends and a witty statement that you know your own limits—even if you plan on testing them. It’s the perfect uniform for a night you might not remember with people you’ll never forget.
Why this is your new go-to party shirt:
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**A Hilarious & Relatable Warning:** A brutally honest and funny message that everyone at the party will appreciate (and probably ignore).
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**The Ultimate Party Uniform:** Essential gear for bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, 21st birthdays, spring break, or any night out.
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**An Instant Icebreaker:** Guaranteed to start conversations and get laughs from everyone who gets it.
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**Comfort for a Long Night Out:** Made from a soft, breathable fabric [**Note:** Specify material, e.g., “100% cotton”] designed to keep you comfortable, no matter how the night unfolds.
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**Durable, High-Quality Print:** The bold warning is printed to last, even if your dignity doesn’t.
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**The Perfect Gag Gift:** The ultimate funny gift for that one friend who always needs a designated decision-maker.
Be a responsible party animal. Give your friends the heads-up they need. Add the “Don’t Let Me Do Shots Or Coke” shirt to your cart and let your Tally’s Mojos handle the warnings.
Tally’s Mojos is proud to offer clear, reliable shipping for customers in the U.S., including free standard shipping on all orders in celebration of Mother’s Day 2025. We partner with top carriers, provide real-time tracking, and back every order with a satisfaction guarantee and easy returns.
📦 Shipping Rates
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FREE Standard Shipping on all orders placed between May 1 – May 10, 2025, U.S. only.
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Orders outside this window or under special promotional periods:
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Standard (5–7 business days): $5–$8 based on ZIP code.
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Tally’s Express (2–3 business days): Additional $10.
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⏱ Estimated Delivery Times
Service | Transit Time | Coverage |
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Free Standard | 5–7 business days | U.S. |
Tally’s Express | 2–3 business days | U.S. |
Priority Overnight | 1–2 business days* | Select areas |
* Check ZIP code availability at checkout.
🔄 Order Processing
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Order Confirmation & Packing
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We hand-inspect and pack every Tally’s Mojos item within 24 hours of your order .
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Carrier Handoff
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We ship via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever gets your Mojos to you fastest and safest .
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Tracking
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Once your package ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.
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↩️ Returns & Exchanges
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Report any damaged or incorrect items within 14 days of receipt for a full refund, including shipping .
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We’ll cover return shipping on verified damaged or defective products.
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Exchange or refund processed within 3–5 business days of receiving the return.
❓ FAQs
Can I update my shipping address after ordering?
– Email [email protected] within 2 hours, and we’ll do our best to adjust before dispatch .
Do you offer gift-wrapping?
– Yes! Choose “Gift Wrap” at checkout for a beautifully wrapped package with a handwritten card.
How do I know when my order ships?
– You’ll get a “Shipping Confirmation” email with your tracking link, or check your account dashboard.
Celebrate Mother’s Day 2025 with Tally’s Mojos—order by May 10 to enjoy free shipping on every heartfelt gift!
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